Saturday, October 4, 2008

No More Reason to Diet?

Ok, well I had to drink a couple glasses of water to get it just right, but right now I weigh:

1.61803398874989484820 x 101 STONES.

So this is probably the only time in my life I could say with all honesty that I've got DIVINE PROPORTIONS. (And it's all thanks to taking extra portions)

Next up: Lean and Ex-creme Ration


Ignoramus said...

How did you get a scale that accurate?

The Vitruvian Duck said...

I invented it. Would you like to buy one?

Besides, precision is not necessarily accuracy.